Pit Lord JD, Champion of Ohio — Mouse Mat

Deep within the upholstered wastes of Ohio, an ancient evil stirs.

Once a humble wanderer of the Appalachian foothills, JD has ascended to become the Pit Lord, Champion of Ohio and sworn guardian of the Sacred Sectional.

Neither steel nor sorcery can penetrate his terrible defences. His political alignment shifts with the phases of the moon.

Equip this legendary mouse mat and prepare to face one of the most confusing encounters in the entire realm.

Item effects:

• +20 Charisma (Situational)
• +40 Ohio Resistance
• Immunity to Awkward Silences
• Special Attack: The Upholstered Reckoning
• Weakness: Fact-checking

The cushion has been disturbed.

PIT LORD JD HAS ENTERED PHASE TWO.

Product features

- Durable polyester surface with a natural rubber backing

- Vibrant, crisp printed colors

- Non-slip rubber base for stable gameplay

- Smooth, easy-to-clean surface for effortless mouse gliding

- 9.5" × 8" size, 0.1" thick, with anti-fray edges and support for optical and laser mice

Care instructions

- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush.