Pit Lord JD, Champion of Ohio — Desk Mat

Brave challenger, abandon all hope. The upholstery demands a champion.

From the cursed lands of Ohio comes a boss encounter so profoundly unsettling that even the ancient gods refuse to elaborate.

Behold Pit Lord JD, Champion of Ohio, Defender of the Sectional, and Heir to the Forgotten Ottoman.

Now available across an expanded battlefield, giving the Pit Lord the space his terrible presence demands.

Item effects:

• +100 Desk Coverage
• +30 Appalachian Endurance
• +15 Political Adaptability
• Legendary Ability: Furniture Affinity
• Secret Achievement: Make Ohio Great Again

BOSS DEFEATED.

You received: The Great Cushion of Ambiguity.

Unfortunately, the boss has been promoted.

Product features

- Durable 100% polyester surface with natural rubber backing

- Smooth, easy-to-clean surface for effortless mouse movement

- Vibrant, crisp printing showcases detailed artwork

- Black non-slip rubber base keeps the mat securely in place

- Available in three sizes with anti-fray edges and support for optical and laser mice

Care instructions

- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush.