Jeffrey, Lord of the Island — Mouse Mat

The island has fallen. The documents remain sealed.

Far beyond the known kingdoms, a disgraced lord once ruled over an island of unspeakable lore, mysterious visitors, and an unusually complicated quest log.

His empire has crumbled, yet his health bar inexplicably remains.

Equip this cursed mouse mat and bring one of history's most deeply uncomfortable boss encounters to your desktop.

Item effects:

• +10 Dexterity
• +50 Unanswered Questions
• Grants the legendary Flask of Meme Energy
• Guest list remains locked until NG+

Warning: Defeating this boss does not unlock the full story.

Sized for everyday desk setups, it adds cinematic character to gaming nights, streaming spaces, and fantasy-themed workstations.

Product features

- Durable polyester front with abrasion- and tear-resistant natural rubber backing

- Vibrant, crisp printed artwork with rich fantasy-inspired colors

- Smooth surface supports effortless movement with optical and laser mice

- Black non-slip rubber base keeps the pad firmly in place

- Compact 9.5" × 8" size with 0.1" thickness and anti-fray edges

Care instructions

- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush.