{"product_id":"pit-lord-jd-champion-of-ohio-mouse-mat","title":"Pit Lord JD, Champion of Ohio — Mouse Mat","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDeep within the upholstered wastes of Ohio, an ancient evil stirs.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOnce a humble wanderer of the Appalachian foothills, JD has ascended to become the Pit Lord, Champion of Ohio and sworn guardian of the Sacred Sectional.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNeither steel nor sorcery can penetrate his terrible defences. His political alignment shifts with the phases of the moon.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEquip this legendary mouse mat\u003c\/strong\u003e and prepare to face one of the most confusing encounters in the entire realm.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eItem effects:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e+20 Charisma (Situational)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e+40 Ohio Resistance\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eImmunity to Awkward Silences\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpecial Attack: The Upholstered Reckoning\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeakness: Fact-checking\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe cushion has been disturbed.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePIT LORD JD HAS ENTERED PHASE TWO.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Durable polyester surface with a natural rubber backing\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Vibrant, crisp printed colors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Non-slip rubber base for stable gameplay\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Smooth, easy-to-clean surface for effortless mouse gliding\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- 9.5\" × 8\" size, 0.1\" thick, with anti-fray edges and support for optical and laser mice\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"9.5\" × 8\"","offer_id":58356193362302,"sku":"29759923533943957402","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1028\/2876\/9662\/files\/3194268808431824320_2048.jpg?v=1793360189","url":"https:\/\/thecurseddesktop.com\/products\/pit-lord-jd-champion-of-ohio-mouse-mat","provider":"The Cursed Desktop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}