{"product_id":"pit-lord-jd-champion-of-ohio-extended-arena-edition","title":"Pit Lord JD, Champion of Ohio — Desk Mat","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eBrave challenger, abandon all hope. The upholstery demands a champion.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom the cursed lands of Ohio comes a boss encounter so profoundly unsettling that even the ancient gods refuse to elaborate.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBehold Pit Lord JD, Champion of Ohio, Defender of the Sectional, and Heir to the Forgotten Ottoman.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow available across an expanded battlefield, giving the Pit Lord the space his terrible presence demands.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eItem effects:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e+100 Desk Coverage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e+30 Appalachian Endurance\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e+15 Political Adaptability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLegendary Ability: Furniture Affinity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSecret Achievement: Make Ohio Great Again\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eBOSS DEFEATED.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eYou received: The Great Cushion of Ambiguity.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUnfortunately, the boss has been promoted.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Durable 100% polyester surface with natural rubber backing\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Smooth, easy-to-clean surface for effortless mouse movement\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Vibrant, crisp printing showcases detailed artwork\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Black non-slip rubber base keeps the mat securely in place\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Available in three sizes with anti-fray edges and support for optical and laser mice\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"31.5\" × 15.5\"","offer_id":58356193001854,"sku":"97151070878409371246","price":39.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1028\/2876\/9662\/files\/12419408831733285222_2048.jpg?v=1793360169","url":"https:\/\/thecurseddesktop.com\/products\/pit-lord-jd-champion-of-ohio-extended-arena-edition","provider":"The Cursed Desktop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}